What is really a surprise is that people think a game needs to give you some kind of gimmicky incentive to team up...What ever happened to teaming up just because it is fun to play the game with a friend. It's really not the games fault that the online gaming community can be equated to a bag of dicks.

Ugh. Using stock art isn't being lazy, it's being smart. That's like calling a film studio lazy because they didn't build a custom car for the protagonist, and instead just used a Ford.The problem with that Tali picture isn't that it's based off a photo that anyone can buy, it's that they revealed her face in such a…

You forgot your briefcase.

"cat gonna survive too". Brilliant

Should have watched this first:

Er, no? No matter how much you steal, it's really hard to physically harm people through theft alone. The death penalty would be really out of proportions.

things learned from this video:

I can only speak to my own history here, but I see a similar connection. I never got suspended or had the school troubles this guy says he had, but I did have some teachers that had no business in a classroom. My buddies and I maintained a long-running "comic book" in which the teachers in question took on the roles…

Good to see they're being progressive with gender roles there. We've had way too many Dudes in distress lately, time to give the Damsels a fair shake at being distressed.

Racers and military shooters are where they usually test out new graphically enhanced engines.

He was a bored 13-year-old sent home from school in 2009. He didn't build it out of some revenge fantasy.

I remember that age and, along with my brother and a friend, recording some extremely tasteless "comedy tapes" whose contents would absolutely disqualify me from holding elective office, if ever known (and would…

You're not Asian and you don't get it. Big surprise.

Seriously, I built my Beauty in 2012 for $900 and it's kicking the crap out of the models listed in that price range here.

Try Press release => Hebrew => Klingon => Japanese => English.

I always get a kick out of running stuff through google translate, and this press release was just begging to translated over and over, as it is already gibberish.

Press release => Swahili => Greek => English

Who knows, man. It's funny either way.

If you were to buy a new phone to give to someone, would you go and check through for porn? No, you wouldnt think to check for something like that. What a stupid comment. And what you consider "basic" knowledge might not be what others consider "basic". Knowing how to operate a TV and checking for porn on a 3DS are…

Are you really linking to a joke you made back in September, and asking people to laugh at it again? Nay, remember it for all time as a meme?

My solution: