Roger's X factor - that he can literally be and do anything (or spectacularly fail in trying), and have it be completely believable - is one of the show's big highlights. Also that there is always one personality for each person they can't see through.

Probably it was that or have them turn to ash in his hands or mouth, which would be a very complicated issue to sort out.

Dying the gimmick?

You really don't want those stains on your shoes.

"I am one sad, dog food-eating hippie."

Associate manager to assistant manager?! HE SHOOD RAN FER PRAZEDINT.

I was wondering what Piece of Toast's opinion was on this.

Now and forever Bill "I'm not that other guy" Pullman.

Maybe he donated his body to science. He'll be sawed in half so many times.

It would be one hell of a trick to escape from the next box he'll be put in.

Words like silence break the violence

Some clots are more efficient than others.

[Zany sitcom promo voice]:

Knot?

So… mental breakdown, heart attack, aneurysm, animatronic mechanical failure, or sudden-onset Alzheimer's?

Melania? Melania?! MELANIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Tengu el gato los pantalones?

Isn't he incidentally a fleshlight?

But that's so passé now. Still perplexing to general audiences but a complete bore to the snobs who won't explain it.

Sometimes a hat is just a hat.