C'mon, man! He was the best manager the Mi-T-Mart ever had!

It is, but not as you know it, and that's the point!

"Do not buy this hat. Do not let your son buy it."

It's very much an Onion-ized version of the New Yorker (and with the roster it isn't hard to see why). Though I will say some of the cartoons feel like they could have been in the actual magazine (or at least in another collection of rejected ones, which are often the best ones).

The ads are killing me. I love a good belabored joke and this just doesn't stop. Ever.

If you can get past all the barrel rolling.

Here, use this to cleanse your palette:

I have 0 problems with that.

Exactly what I thought!

James Spader. No question.

DOPPLEGANGERS! Just make sure they never meet in person, or else we'll find out quickly which one is the evil one (and the other, whom will likely be dead).

If you can't find the start button, you won't be satisfying her very well.

I'm OK with this.

I dunno. Tommy was pretty perfect, so…

Ja!

It feels like you've been taking etiquette lessons.

Waldorf: Well, it's curtains again.

They really Snuffaluffagused around.

“ride designers may have had insufficient training in physics or engineering.”

Only thing about David Tennant in Jessica Jones, I really wish they'd had him do something other than his British accent. His natural Scottish would have been fine. It felt really weird to forget that he was such the villain he truly was. He slipped so easily back into his Doctor tones when he doesn't drop F bombs or…