In other news: DiCaprio loses again.

Sooo, there's a Toys (1992) sequel coming out soon?

They could go with tradition and have storm troopers threaten with walkie talkies.

Quick, anyone, everyone, get Bill Murray on the line stat.

I'm finding Tokyo Ghost very enjoyable, for both the art quality and vision behind it. Though I guess it's something of a late-comer and I don't think it's quite hit its stride yet.

"When Happy Gilmore accidentally… killed Chubbs…" Pushed it over the line of bestest thing evered.

Song's been in my 'general everything' playlist for years. Even as I've mellowed off much of my 'Teen Nnngst' music this one still resonates quite a bit.

Also, the guy fighting the Blood-Starved Beast up top really should have had a gun out. The thing is a terror but severely open to a riposte.

The snatchers and the Gaol were a great touch, but nothing was nearly as scary as the forest. Because that's another rock-solid horror/survival 101 rule broken: never go into the forest at night. Even Harry Potter had this rule down.

Well, its hard to take an ancient god of madness seriously anymore when he wasn't able to take on the fruity and refreshing blast that is Mintberry Crunch.

"Here, Kyle. Have your cake… and eat it too."

I wondered about that trap door there, especially since Byrgenwerth was such an important place in the story yet contained so very little interactive content (unless you've got a thing for fly-people and vagina bugs).

She's not in the Chalices, so currently it's just the one fight in the cathedral.

*boop boop beeeeep*

Steven F#$king Hawkenson.

"… a huge internet company that 'links users’ personal e-mails, social
media, banking, and purchasing with their universal operating system.'"

"… despite the fact that the copy protection on files like this was
supposed to be so good that it would be impossible for hackers to get
their hands on it."

Though the character archetype Patton Oswald fits into is no surprise, but be it an entire Borg-esque collective. That's another new, creative angle I don't recall seeing before despite being just a side-note/joke. It's all a beautiful trainwreck you don't feel the least bit guilty for staring.

"There's no cops in the forest. WE TAKE THIS TO OUR GRAVES."

This might have been Burt's inspiration before he went on that serial murder spree. Part of that period where Jim experimented with edginess in Sesame Street.