who are actually permanently retarded poor people

shut the fuck up united shill

humans don’t have to fly anywhere and the ones that have to aren’t the ones being treated like this.

you misunderestimate the power of PR and the millions of minions they deploy around the web

dont apologize to over sensitive hypochondriacs

do you live in the south side of chicago or something? why die on this ridiculous hill? who the fuck caresssssssssssss

“you know nothing about MMA” when referencing obscure NYSAC rules that i am sure on the 15th page of google.

of course he would get up... it immediately renders the 5 minute break invalid. he had to get up.

computer programming is creepy to you?

wait you mean to tell me WWE isn’t real?

proof of huge amounts of money?

How about an industry where 50% of its employees die and the public fucking loves it?

you can’t say that here

i dunno

Why don’t more players let the ball drop?

If you even think about crying over videogames, for any reason, you need to rethink your life.

are you an idiot re: MLB or do you just play one on Deadspin?

I had a Citi card compromised this weekend. The card was never used at Gamestop and never used online - I suspect a much bigger hack (of physical point of sale terminals) was performed and we just aren’t privy to it yet. Just my 2 cents.

make that relevant to football and try again.

like have a website do everything for you, right?