This makes me proud to be a Columbia alum, and that isn't something I've been able to say a lot during the past few months.

The first time I had edamame in a sushi restaurant years ago, I totes ate the pods. And then I was really confused about what that extra bowl was for. Whoops. Embarrassing.

I have this dorky quesadilla maker that was a gift from my late grandmother. Last week I was really stoned making egg, salami, Jarlsberg quesadillas (fusion!) and at one point I bit into a really cheesy bit of salami. OR SO I THOUGHT.

I haven't stopped reading the greys, and haven't encountered any offensive gifs, for what it's worth. I always click See Pending Comments.

Part of me was really hoping they would end up going. I don't want any of them to get hurt or killed but I think somebody needs to scare the living shit out of them and make them feel vulnerable and uncomfortable like they do to so many others. I get that they take their convictions extremely serious but I can't…

My boyfriend claims I'm weird because I claim I want a penis for a day (but just a day, or maybe a week, I'm a fan of my parts for the long term) just so I can know what a boner and other penis things feel like.

WHY IS THIS A THING

Dresses. I seriously never wear pants in the summer. I refuse to. I just sweat and feel all kinds of miserable. No thanks!

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

On a side note:

Chanel pumps? Get it, girl!

I'm a little on the fence about this, as I'm still pretty hung up on my last boyfriend (no jerking me around, is a really nice guy but legitimately wasn't ready to be in a relationship). So if he sent me the signal, I'd be flying, but I also do not have anyone new on the horizon. So I can empathize.

The thing is, people usually use some kind of non verbal communication to indicate that they are open to being approached. If you make eye contact with a woman, and she holds eye contact with you, she may find you attractive and welcome a conversation with you. If she hasn't so much as glanced in your direction, an…

Considering how pretentious you sound, you really ought to know how to properly use "hoi polloi" in a sentence.

First of all, this opens the door to plea bargain discussions, and shows the prosecutors aren't fucking around and the plea won't be community service. Secondly, charging a bunch of separate charges/counts gives the jury the opportunity to convict on a lesser count if they feel like 10 life sentences is too much,…

I got my first car after I graduated law school and ended up with a Nissan because I was treated similarly by a Honda dealership. I was leasing, not buying, and the sales guy straight up lied to my face about the amount of local and state taxes for leasing, telling me they were much higher than they were when I…

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

I'm crying laughing, man.