It's not just with dolls, either. Parents who teach their children anatomical names for their body parts instead of silly nicknames like pee-pee and hoo-ha get yelled at by other parents for being irresponsible and even abusive. Vulva, scrotum, penis, and vagina are not 'adult' words, and the idea that it's somehow…

Am I the only one for whom reverse cowgirl doesn't work, at all? The parts just don't seem to line up right for a rhythm.

Oh, this was so horribly awkward it still makes me cringe. I had been friends for this guy for quite some time. His 30th birthday was approaching and he was depressed because he was still a virgin. I decided to help get rid of that for him. ;)

here's my sex spreadsheet

It wasn't all that obvious....and it's the Internet. Seems the only ones who got it are those who know you.

Ugh, I've gotten "You know, you'd be really hot if you lost some weight" too many times. My favorite answer is "Well thank god I'm not, otherwise someone like you might hit on me". Don't think I'm hot like this? Cool. I do.

$700 is not very much money in the grand scheme of what it will cost to raise this child. If you can't afford the conception, you likely can't afford prenatal care, hospital bills at time of birth or the hundreds of thousands of dollars required to feed and clothe the kid for 18+ years.

If you cannot afford to buy sperm, then you definitely cannot afford to raise a child. 'Nuff said.

Why is the torso so big and the dress so small?

Reminds me a little of my dad's approach to gifts. The man is a big, bearded blue collar worker with a heavy accent who loves Diet Coke, his garage, and above all, being whimsical. I wrote a poem in my tweens about how he'd "give me the world if I asked", so for Christmas he got me a globe. One Christmas during…

Alright, I had a pretty horrible roommate situation in my first apartment, straight outta high school. I could write a book about all the weird, unhinged stuff this roommate did, but even just beginning to scratch the surface here is going to be lengthy as fuck.

So, myself, my friend (let's call her friend A),…

Back in the day, I lived in a town house with three roommates. I wasn't close with any of them and they weren't terribly clean, but they were nice enough and I'm fairly laid back.

I was recently involved in a just-for-fun relationship with a mid20something man (boy!) 13 years younger than I. I knew he would cut me off cold when he found someone his own age to actually date but totes didn't care because we were both on the same page as to what we had between us. It was purely physical. He was…

Am I the only one who hates video posts. With all the video clips, news, reviews, etc lately I feel like I'm encroaching on a "get off my lawn!" Part of my life... But I just want to read, not watch ;/ I don't want to listen to other people.

This is the reason why flying Southwest gives me intense anxiety. Everyone rushing the gate to, I dunno, stand around and look eager? I don't know what they think crowding up front is going to do. Luckily Southwest has been cracking down on that and they check people's tickets. The most satisfying thing ever was…

Word. Also, welfare's primarily meant to protect poor children. Kids get no say over whether their parents use drugs, and it's horrific if a child doesn't get dinner because the government found out mommy smoked pot.

What math major came up with these percentages!?! If the base line price is $4.99 per 50 K stars, then 1 K star is ~$0.10. That means for $9.99, you'd normally get 100 K stars. Getting 105 is a 5% bonus, not 10%.

Sure, much of the failure rate is user error. But you're still missing the point that OMG CONDOMS DUH is a dumb thing to say to someone who is concerned about having an accidental pregnancy when her implant wears off because condoms have a 40x higher failure rate- even when used perfectly- than implants (2% vs.…