@ctyotyler: I know lol.While I was writing it I realised mine was just as incoherent. I was hoping no one else would bother reading it :P Let's just say it was for irony.

I have express gate, which is based on splashtop. Does anyone know if I download this will it update the one I have now?

@a_of: That was a very incoherent post. I said control freak because who else but someone who would control a person say that she dared to answer the phone. Look at the dare part. I'm making an assumption but I shouldn't have at least a little respect for someone who does that.

@Paranoiaxssr: With their smartphones. Or at least those 100 dollar laptops that are making their way around the place.

@Dish: No. It doesn't. It illustrates that some people are control freaks and will kill you if you don't pay them full attention.

@IceMetalPunk: I avoid it like the plague because I see what my friends sound like on it and that's not my friend talking.

@streeeeetch: Ya, this seems like Gawker material to me. Not a tech/lifestyle blog.

Worst/Best pun ever.

@Anthony Farson: Ooh, I confirmed what people thought. I'm a monster. We all already knew.Now it's just in writing.

@funkonaut: I believe this is Capitalism. The capatilists lobby the government, who like capitalism. And then they do crap like this to get more money. And socialism is a political idea, not an economic.

Hopefully the E.U won't let any crap like this in Europe. They are generally great for stopping stuff like this.

I shed a single tear 2 weeks ago when it broke. Went a whole 8 days with my only means of internet being an iPod Touch.

Wait a minute. The number 42 is in it. It can't be real.

I'm sorry Crash. I adored you on the Ps1. But 14 isn't very momentous. We'd have quite a lot of missed birthdays if we did it this way. Maybe when you're 20.

@Protector one: I hate that meme, but you have used it in a way that makes me smile.

@ps61318: And why should I listen to you?! Actually, that's good makeshift grammatical advice.

Did anyone see the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where everyones secrets were revealed and the whole school was in awkward silence. I think this is what the U.N is going to be like over the next few days.

@Junginator: It was a rhetorical question. I can only hope they don't have question marks.

Why would they put alligator skin on such a nice watch.

I would love if something like that was my workspace and I still had my normal computer on top of it. My wooden desk is very meh at the moment.