By that logic, pretty much every interaction in video games is a reductive and unconvincing simulacrum of a real-life interaction. I don’t know why romance should be called out as special in that regard, or why desiring an unconvincing simulation of romance would be any stranger than desiring the sort of unconvincing…

I know I shouldn’t care this much, but this kind of reverse-elitism rubs me the wrong way. You say you respect players who are skilled at 2D platformers, but you also call them abnormal people and at the end of the article you try to gatekeep this game from skilled players. As if people who are skilled at games only…

This would be great movie casting, but he’s not really old enough to play Marcus in this game. Looks really out of place.

Uh oh.

Yep, it’s called Deadspin. It’s a ghost town where men yell into the void and never receive a response.

Pour one out for Chris Persons. The powers that be just canned him.

I prefer icons without logos. the title of the game is right above the icon, you don’t need the logo. the logo just takes up unnecessary space.

Like I said, it’s okay to not like the feminine form’s appearance. Some people dress like that though, and you’re implying that it’s not okay for anyone to look like that. I can’t stand for that. People shouldn’t be shamed to wear what they enjoy wearing. Also, I don’t get the “someone designed that” argument. Of…

BoJack Horseman, “The View From Halfway Down”

Fair enough. Enjoy your game.

This is an unbearably sad story and I hope the jackasses who harassed her on social media over a goddamn reality show get charged with murder. 

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

Now you don’t even sound fun.

I shouldn’t need to, and so won’t get into just why the Nazis were so bad, but suffice to say the least we should be expecting from developers allowing us to play as them is a little introspection.

Ok. The game now properly guilt trips you for installing crematories under the statue of liberty after taking over New York. Additionally, when you play as Russia, it constantly reminds you that you also set up a bunch of concentration camps that also participated in ethnic cleansing. If you play as Canada, it reminds…

Write this article but from the perspective of how when playing as the British Empire and Commonwealth forces you’re nearly always in an entirely White army despite the Empire being predominantly made up of Asian and African peoples or how no campaign ending ever has “and by jove, who cares if Bengal starved and…

And you’d be risking the public health as much as your own, which is pretty shitty.  

Really? No Pandemic Studios jokes or references?

Heh, I don’t consider it optimistic at all. This is just bigger bullies that are bullying smaller bullies, who are bullying us. In the end, they are all still going to take our lunch money.