Most of your poop is dead red blood cells and not the food you eat. There is still plenty of waste to dispose of.

Oh Catholic leaders, you missed your chance to capture a millennial audience by making all of your alters Pokémon Go hotspots, then locking the door behind them when they all showed up.

I like bananas. I like peanuts. I have no feelings about lettuce (does anybody have feelings about lettuce?) I really hate mayonnaise. This is a ridiculous recipe.

Besides the taste and texture, what’s so bad about bananas?

Maybe it was served as punishment for bringing wire hangers into the home?

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

decompression sickness (which occurs around 320 feet below)

PREVENTATIVE population control is fine.

And population control is bad...how?

That is SAD. If they would put their money where they mouth is, they would partner with female based charities and hell, even Planned parent hood to assist with charitable contributions to women’s health, sexual education, CHILD CARE and resources. Wouldn’t it be awesome if one of these cronies paid for a pap smear or…

Yes. The correct alternative would be to stay away from the gynecologist because nobody should be touching your vagina except your husband.

You’re not wrong, exactly, but if “protesters” were so widespread and routine that that it was difficult for oncology patients across the country to receive care without being harassed, and oncology centers not infrequently shut down because of the level of harassment staff and patients received, there would be mass…

I’ve been accosted while just going for a pap smear. “We have alternatives!” To a pap smear? Because I would totally want to hear those.

What other medical procedures are people allowed to be harassed for seeking out? Can I stand outside a cancer treatment center and tell people they just need to eat carrots? Can I block people from entering orthodontists because they should totally just keep their wisdom teeth?

Also doesn’t give you the right to harass people seeking medical care. Or write down their license plate numbers or post their photos online - which is what these sick fucks do to women.

I cannot fucking stand these people. They should not be able to accost people who are already dealing with a stressful situation.

I am OK with it as long as this man is allowed to rub up against the pamphleteers while they harass the pregnant women ....

From what I’ve seen, what these activists and ‘sidewalk counselors’ do amounts to harassment.

And how many women using clinics have complained that protesters weren’t allowed to give them all this information? Oh, right. They can give any of these people permission to do that if they want you. I wonder how many of these harassers are against panhandling.