Keep in mind that something has to fill up 24 hours’ worth of news.

The wait time complaints are the funniest complaints against other healthcare systems, because besides the insane costs, wait times are the #1 complaint in the US about healthcare!!

Could wait times actually get worse?

Given that half the news out there is already at least moderately made-up, can we start a news channel that’s just good news for the dying?

I’ll settle for Trump dying before the Mueller report wraps up

My dad was a WW2 vet and died in December. He had Alzheimer’s and didn’t have many lucid moments these past years, but when I told him Donald Trump was the president, dad did manage “that buffoon from TV?!”. 

If the allegations are true (and I find myself oddly agnostic, here), this is a terrible thing for someone to do even if only selfishly (to him or herself). One would be opening oneself up to blackmail for the rest of one’s life, to fear that this secret would emerge, to extreme remorse in the future. I have some…

For being mass shooting victims. Never forget they went after these kids for no other reason than they survived a mass murder at their school and had feelings about it.

Trayvon wasn’t a kid with skittles walking home either. Or Tamir Rice playing in a park. Or thousands of immigrant families separated at the border and caged. Or dozens of Yemeni children blown to pieces on a school bus.

I was starting to think I had become inured to the rampant hypocrisy, bigotry and hate that endlessly emanates from this “administration.” But your succinct summary of what happened to Trayvon sent me straight into an ugly cry. That’s a good thing, really, because it lets me know I’m not as dead inside as I feared.

Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

Apparently Sarah was asleep the day Trayvon Martin, armed with an iced tea and a packet of skittles, became a murderous thug in the eyes of the conservative press, instead of a teenager walking home in the rain.

It can’t be a proxy war between billionaires because Trump isn’t a billionaire.

“Still, if Netflix were to commission me A Christmas Wish film of my very own, the plot would center on my holiday desire to live in a world where much of democracy’s and my personal wellbeing did not hinge on the health of an 85-year-old, but alas.”

I’ll sit on the floor if there are no seats, no one has ever said anything about it. Like, isn’t that a waste of the cop’s time? Isn’t there actual crime happening anywhere? Maybe some of the white collar crime that affects millions of people, but no one ever gets tagged for it. Maybe go do some of that and leave the…

There’s no attitude I find more repellent than aggressive hipster posturing. At some point people apparently decided that ironic detachment was the “cool” thing to do, and all it does is drag down everyone.

Every month there’s a story involving some guy trying to impress his wife or wife-to-be with a bungled marriage proposal or gender reveal party. These incidents range from the unfortunate (this story) to the catastrophic (gender reveal party explosion igniting the Arizona brushfire).

We are generally rather good at ignoring celebrities in Canada.

Someone purchased the domain trump hotels(dot)org which shows them as just that. Hilarious.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.