For a survivalist, he survived pretty good.

They are generally not aggressive unless surprised or looking for food.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

A prosecutor badgering him into an early grave would be nice, too.

That motherfucking pee tape better be real, and we better get a copy of it tout suite! I’m not tired of the winning, I’m tired of the waiting.

I have two questions:

Homer would be a better president than Trump.

Homer would be a better press secretary than Spicey.

You’re good. Eastern Iowa.

I grew up in the midwest, and we sometimes add an “r” in the middle.

Sick & Tired is one of the greatest comedy performances of all time.

Every once in a while I remember she used to be everywhere and clearly be a favorite tool of the administration, but now she’s so clearly bad at everything that they’ve shoved her back in her box. I remember this and I laugh and I laugh.

they couldn’t reach her by mail.

Did Kushner & Kellyanne Conway get one too?

After the gas attack someone I know shared a video on Facebook with graphic footage of people dying and struggling to breathe. One of his Trump-loving friends wrote a comment along the lines of “why should we care, these people have always been killing each other and always will.” Fast forward 12 hours and Trump’s…

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

It’s from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, where he ended his little comedic “set” with that mic drop. If I remember correctly, he also said “Obama out.” It was great.

You’re looking at the facts. Wait until they get a chance to put some SPIN on this. Trump will say he asked for the bill to be pulled even though it likely had enough support to pass because he wants to make it SUPER good. OR something equally false that the base will eat up.

It’s actually pretty fucking crazy to think how quickly this lived and died. Like, Trump told the holdouts last night to either side with him and vote on this or he is moving on. It’s been less than 3 weeks and he’s already over health care, like does he not understand how this shit works? (Don’t answer that lol) It…

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…