Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I would have just assumed he got a ride from his father’s coattails, per usual.

Yeah I’m with you man! I’d rather feel smart and superior by bringing down others and letting people know how much better I am in a snarky jaded way.

Maybe more like Coldplay — now that everybody’s into them, it’s cool not to like ‘em.

For those that I’ve seen, I’ve walked away uplifted, enlightened, and empowered. I have found them instructional and timely.

Better ingredients. Better QBs.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Thibs best served as an idle threat GMs give their underperforming teams.

He meant that in terms of hygiene not in terms of poor sportsmanship. They wear the same damned pair of underwear day after day.

Well, he’s also quite wealthy and I’m guessing he would like to address the economic disparity in other ways than simply taking his hard-earned money and handing it to other people.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Because he’s an athlete. Why are you creating a false narrative that this insightful comment is somehow politically incorrect? Did you read his passage in the aforementioned column? It was brilliant. The question was, why do people not talk about Kareem the scholar? And your idiotic and inane response was, why is…

How many public figures from the world of sports do you know who can prompt this kind of discussion? If Curt fucking Schilling can attract attention and debate with his inane Twitter bullshit, why not Kareem?

Damn “fremdschämen”.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

I never quite understood why teams both at the NFL and college level seem to be opting for wacky lateral plays as their final play instead of the Hail Mary. Don’t get me wrong, everyone loves a good wacky multi-lateral player, whether it works or fails, but the Hail Mary just seems more high percentage. Lateral plays…

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Whatcha got for swiping play sheets? If they didnt want shit stolen thy shouldnt leave them lying around their own locker room? sure

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.