I hope they replace him with some better ingredients.

Lane Kiffin got phat.

His team really took it in de buurt on that play, amirite?

Careful KD, your new edgier “brand” might cost you some great opportunities.

That China trip certainly made a vas deferens in his career trajectory.

You really had to stretch for that joke.

Damn. That sounds like one elite motherfucker.

Your humor is infectious.

This was so beautiful. Bielama is such a tool, he used to revel in running up the score on the big 10’s cellar dwellers just because he was a classic bully who liked being able to embarrass other coaches whenever he got the chance. Just perfect.

The two biggest headscratchers are: why didn’t he keep running left when he had the initial opening, and, what was he thinking when he tried to flip the ball forward at the end instead of falling on it? Damn, that’s some grade A fuckery.

Gentlemen, I give you “Tuesday Mornings” which is basically a giant indoor flea market for women. You will never leave, because every aisle is a new adventure for your wife - with new shit coming in each week. It is grim death.

There are two main categories of horrific school fundraisers:

Damn you and your grammar based humor. +1

Does anyone really think the Thunder are going anywhere while combining Melo and Westbrook in their starting 5? Melo is where ball movement on offense goes to die, and it’s just a question of when, not if, their personalities clash in an epic feud.

It certainly causes me to feel a flood of negative emotions.

Far worse than Shaq shilling for the General and Icy Hot has got to be Brett Favre endorsing those goofy copper-infused elbow wraps and the cheesey line of razors and grooming products. All his crap is sold in the made-for-TV aisle at CVS. That’s got to be the pinnacle of lame.

Ultra runners are a whole different level of amazing, aren’t they? Last year he ran a marathon on a Saturday morning, then drove 4 hours because he thought it would be “fun” to support me by running with me in my race THE VERY NEXT MORNING. I told him I was torn between being grateful for the support while also…

I have completed 3 marathons (finishing after the winners have had a shower and a massage). Two of my races doubled back on themselves over the back half of the course so I got to see the leaders running around mile 21 (for them). It is surreal to observe first hand the pace they are maintaining as they run by you…