I have been talking a lot about this. Never in history have CHILDREN been terrified by a presidential election. And they aren’t ‘getting it from their parents ‘. They’ve heard all the mean things The Donald said themselves. They know a scary man when they see one.

This episode will be her submission to (and reason for winning) an Emmy this year. The double whammy openibg (not just very moving, but the piano playing and singing: who knew?) AND the sensational RBG segment on Weekend Update. Slam dunk for that Emmy.

Do they talk about Anne Shirley a lot? I could use more Anne Shirley in my life right now.

Bonus info: she repeatedly pushed my forehead skin together and said “oh look, yous a fossil”. She kept putting more in her mouth than she knew she could chew, then crying and regurgitating it “too many bites!”. She smacked me in the face with the instructions to a game we were playing. She peed on the floor twice…

On the flip side, it’s a good thing my chiweenie doesn’t have any say over public policy. I would not want to hear about her proposal to deport all unknown persons from the sidewalk in front of my house and carpet bomb the Post Office.

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.

If getting dumped wasn’t bad enough, the emails back and forth about what went wrong were brutal, and only started because he wanted to stay friends but was all...boyfriendy about it.

He really seems like he genuinely loves us all back.

Seriously. She’s disagreeing with them while upholding and defending their right to express their opinion.

Hello, my pretties! (I always wanted to say that) Love and light to everybody going through a difficult time, as I read a few posts and it feels needed.

I just put this up on The Slot, but want to copy it here too to make sure everyone sees our dear Lindy West’s absolutely withering million-star Trump take-down in the New York Times:

And that’s how Billy Bush was discussing a colleague. Well he’s the sleaziest Bush that’s for sure. Lice filled.

It seems like theres a wide variety of experience with pain but almost everyone likes it once it’s in. (hehe that’s what she said)

So jealous! My ragdoll passed away a couple of years ago, at 15 years old. I miss him.

I’m allergic to something in my new apartment and I can’t figure out what and I’m cracked out of sudafed and I’m dying. Fuck me.

YAY! SNS IS STILL AROUND!

Scott haters have linty assholes. It is known.

Scott haters have linty assholes. It is known.

All I can say is I like Scott over all of those pillowy TPs. It lasts about 2x longer, even if you pull more because it’s thinner, and it’s more precise, like a laser. Very versatile and inexpensive. Scott!

All I can say is I like Scott over all of those pillowy TPs. It lasts about 2x longer, even if you pull more because…

Guys come on! It’s true.

Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10 sheets out of habit” type, doesn’t clog, really, and cleans the shit out of whatever’s ailin’ you. Available from single roll to multi-thousand packs, or so it seems.

Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10…