Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

When the Demon Hellcat comes out will Tesla just release a software update called Demon Killer to troll the Mopar boys?

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

here comes the joke, its getting closer annnnd, its gone.

There is nothing about the Valkyrie that is dumb.

So what, FA is just supposed to stay silent when the president claims credit for $600 million in savings that he had nothing to do with? Unless someone calls bullshit, Trump’s lies stand unchallenged.

And vice-versa. The parallels are getting creepy.

The day the F-35 becomes any kind of great at all is when they manage to successfully change into Gerwalk and Battroid mode. And rename it the Valkyrie VF-1S.

Kim Jong Un could die of heart disease and Trump would take credit for it. What a chode.

‘The Bush administration once called for the development of a nuclear nucular “bunker-busting” warhead’

Setting the mood.

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

i minored in using people’s words against them.

All the stars for you.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Laugh so you don’t cry, I suppose.

Still, I don’t tweets are wholly useless. It makes a point and amplifies the absurdity of the issue.

Ethan, it’s very important to not fall victim to false equivalency during these exceptional times. Yes, people in politics lie a lot. Yes, press secretaries often play fast and loose with facts to make their boss look good. This incident, however, is a special type of egregious. First off, the subject is so irrelevant…

Trump is one committing treason on a daily basis. Clinton has had a $600 million witchhunt aimed at her for 25 fucking years and the assholes on the both the right and left still can’t prove that she has EVER done ANYTHING illegal much less treasonous. Open your eyes. You got played by right wing and Russian…