I know he’s a kid, but it would have been glorious if when they threw him the signed ball it hit him in the other arm. Then they’d sign another ball and hit him somewhere else. Sitcom cut to him in the hospital in a full body cast covered in signatures.

lol. Good one.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

Roberto Clemente

The Knicks trading for Derrick Rose while being fully aware that he had a civil suit against him for rape is the Knicksiest move ever.

When did digital TV antennas stop existing? The major channels can be watched for free.

If only there was a company that would broadly cast such events for free to the nation via our television sets. We could call it National Broadcasting Company.

This surprises no one.

They could have at least got someone believable for the role. No way arms like those are on a major league player.

Pi see what you did there.