Use the code.

Use the code.

YOU’RE SITTING ON A GOLDMINE, TREBEK!

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

I miss having weird flavors. Come on Pepsi bring back the madness in the US. Stop shoving everything off on your Mountain Dew brand.

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

That might be my favorite typo.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

I just can't get behind this from an astronomical perspective.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

Well obviously the amazing Full Throttle intro requires a nomination. The Gone Jackals!