nakedaggression
NakedAggression
nakedaggression

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

The other one was Shannen Doherty. Duh.

You know, I got that kind of response last time I posted a negative comment about 4chan. Lots of people chiming in to tell me that /b/ wasn’t representative of the entire site, and pointing out that there were great communities on the rest of 4chan that didn’t produce anything like the filth at /b/

I grew up there. I sang choir on that campus. I’m so fucking sad and angry. People are already arguing that this is what you get on a gun free campus. I hate this fucking country.

Ah yes 4Chan users, the real victims!

kind of a #notallmen argument you’ve got there.

Young, sexually frustrated white men are the real terrorists in this country. fuck man...

You have badly misread our previous encounters if you think I’m of the opinion that trading comments with you is in any way interesting.

All the time. Every time. I think smashing up stores is the best thing for anyone to do ever. Don’t like the selection of wines at your local bistro? Smash their window. Coffee house give you too much froth? Burn that mother down.

Naaaah. Should be the other way ‘round.

Imagine Willy Wonka saying, ‘but my employees are all little persons’ after saying a height-challenged epithet...

I actually completely sympathize with him. I had to make a break with the best man at my wedding, my closest friend since junior high school, for similar sort of shit. The straw that broke the camel’s back was that he once called and asked me for money to help with a guerrilla restaurant he was setting up (it was

NO PANTS!!!

I posted a picture on Facebook of a kind of cool and fun Labor Day Weekend bonfire I went to last night. It was on a beach. There were, like, 40 or so people—parents, kids, whatever—just hanging out, roasting marshmallows, and rocking out to a few hack musicians (myself included) who had set up a little Talking

This picture:

I hope you’re more than pretty familiar with aviation.