Bonus: the words mostly block his face!

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

“It’s Tuesday somewhere”

I do not say this in any affectionate way whatsoever: What a fucking obnoxious dork.

I can think of 130,000 reasons.

Sharapova should come back with a super witty zinger like “You made your fortune establishing a forum for places like The_Donald”. That would show him. 

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Dumb thing number one, all decade teams. Dumb thing number two, arguing about all decade teams

I miiiight buy the story that the expensive equipment in front of him was affecting his motion in The Duff (that’s the movie’s name? really? okay) but I don’t think that potato quality video he put on twitter is doing him any favors.

Would the ball of dropped for an incompletion? Please someone, make this happen again.

“Actual Players’ Likenesses” coming soon in $9.99 lootboxes!

the voicework is bad, but the thing that struck me about that clip was that the cutscene was bookended by 45+ seconds of saving/loading screens. Yeesh.

So I appreciate the Kotaku is questioning these situations, but it doesn’t help your case when immediately following the article there are “recommended” examples of Kotaku openly glorifying these “pop offs”. Like maybe we stop celebrating these?

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

Yep. Like Yogi Berra once said, “It ain’t started until it’s started.” And for now this is just a team with 2 really good players, one of whom is will turn 35 next season following a year of injuries. And Davis, great as he is, has never had to play for a team of any real consequence so we’ll have to see how he does…

But are they really? Two stars and zero supporting cast sounds like, well, a lot of Western conference teams that didn’t make the conference finals. The Warriors may not as invincible, but they’re not going to roll over and be dead. The Rockets, Blazers, hell, even the Spurs aren’t Eastern conference cannon fodder.

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

Another possible thought: The Warriors knew the risk. Durant knew the risk. He wanted to play, even knowing this could result, with the understanding that he had the player option to fall back on, should the worst result.

Carl also picked NFL games weekly in a bit on SVP’s afternoon show on ESPN Radio for four years or so.

In addition to this, he actually had segments of his radio/TV show that had Carl from ATHF making football picks. They're hilarious. "Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week".