A lovely tribute. I sympathize with the referee, he’s only following the (dumb) rule. If there’s any justice the FA should rescind the yellow card.

The story also works with half the headline

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

There’s going for the ball, and there’s going for the ball and not caring if you ruin someone’s livelihood while doing it.

...the two yapped at each other after Beverley went for the loose ball

But you’ve got to admit, it’s hard to argue with what he says.  I mean, y’know, on account of it being totally incoherent.

How are the writers for The Good Place going to work this into the story? This is literally the only reason I am interested in the Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

I gotta admit, I love the Headless Chicken Monster Smooth Jazz in that video.

Somebody ought to text him (read receipts on, of course).

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Maybe put that energy into figuring out how to keep rapists and pedophiles from infiltrating your organization. Piece of shit.

I thought about it this a lot. And even though it sucked not watching the USMNT in the World Cup this year, if this is what needed to happen to get rid of Arena and completely remake the national team, then so be it.

I’ve never seen Drew Brees or Russell Wilson or Michael Vick or Doug Flutie blast one of their offensive lineman in the back of the head while trying to throw down field. They’re all under 6ft tall, whatever they’re listed at.

How’s the house looking?

I have been buying both games for at least as long as you have been reviewing them as a pair.

FIFA is defying laws in Europe that specifically protect consumers against exploitation and you claim the game does not exploit them at all? Not even a little bit? Not just the slightest bit shady? Completely on the up and up? No psychological manipulation in any of the game’s design?

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tax incentives for kids should work kinda like a progressive income tax. You get money for having 1 or 2 kids, nothing for 3 or 4, and anything 5 or up you have to pay penalties for. 

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

I have a friend that used to say that Matt was the smartest wrestler in all of wrestling. Jeff destroyed his body and Matt got to take half the credit.