How are the writers for The Good Place going to work this into the story? This is literally the only reason I am interested in the Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

Somebody ought to text him (read receipts on, of course).

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Maybe put that energy into figuring out how to keep rapists and pedophiles from infiltrating your organization. Piece of shit.

I thought about it this a lot. And even though it sucked not watching the USMNT in the World Cup this year, if this is what needed to happen to get rid of Arena and completely remake the national team, then so be it.

I’ve never seen Drew Brees or Russell Wilson or Michael Vick or Doug Flutie blast one of their offensive lineman in the back of the head while trying to throw down field. They’re all under 6ft tall, whatever they’re listed at.

How’s the house looking?

I have been buying both games for at least as long as you have been reviewing them as a pair.

FIFA is defying laws in Europe that specifically protect consumers against exploitation and you claim the game does not exploit them at all? Not even a little bit? Not just the slightest bit shady? Completely on the up and up? No psychological manipulation in any of the game’s design?

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tax incentives for kids should work kinda like a progressive income tax. You get money for having 1 or 2 kids, nothing for 3 or 4, and anything 5 or up you have to pay penalties for. 

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

I have a friend that used to say that Matt was the smartest wrestler in all of wrestling. Jeff destroyed his body and Matt got to take half the credit.

.So he wondo’d it

Well that was exhausting. Tucker thought he was SUPER clever and funny when he made that remark about humiliation porn, which uh...Tucker...maybe don’t tell everyone what you’re into.

Avenatti’s Twitter is horrible. But he isn’t a leftist. He’s a pretty solid libertarian. And in oral debates, he is very good. He shouldn’t have appeared on Carlson’s show. But I think he did better than this story suggests.  

They played the opening bars of it as they headed to commercial after the Mack pick-6 and it pleased me greatly.

The strip sack was nice, but I am always partial to the Return of the Mack.

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

It really felt like Osaka threw the game to Serena right after she was awarded one on penalty. She couldn’t be too blatant because Tennis Rules but it sure seemed that she was trying to even it out after the BS ruling.