Happens to the best of us, my guy.

I just finished a 14 hour shift, my brain apparently working at about 10% capacity as the joke went way over my head DESPITE reading the whole comment.

So you stopped reading after the first sentence, huh?

Why does WWE have a ref?

I hate the NFL and am all about putting them in their place, but I’m totally with you on this one.  I don’t see an issue with any of the calls, except as you said maybe the last one.  Hard to tell based on the angle.

All of those seemed like fine calls to me? It looked like, in all three cases, the defender lowered himself down so that he was leading with the helmet. The 3rd one is the closest. 

Tennessee is run like a banana republic on DMT. 

This is worth it: https://www.wwe.com/page-404

I am waiting to see if Katie Vick filled out an absentee ballot.

When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

So where do people like Terry Crews fit into this weird theory you’ve got? #MeToo isn’t about men being evil - it’s about being vocal about abuse by people in positions of power, and wanting those abuses to have consequences. It just so happens that most people in positions of power are men, which is a different, if…

Protect free speech for Jones but exclude CNN for being “rude”. Got it.

Relatives will slit each other’s throats over who gets to inherit Mom’s crappy ass $3 vase, it must be a fuckin nightmare when actual money is involved.

Oh good. Now I can get voice messages instead of emails from recruiters who didn’t bother to actually read my profile and want to talk to me about a job that’s a fit for someone with ten years less experience.

I had almost the opposite happen with a woman I worked with. She kinda bullied me into playing on her team because she was a player down. I was the only dude on the team. Technically, they were a team of ringers. They’d all played softball for Florida State, and the woman I worked with was basically Gary Payton in a…

“I’m mad my dogshit team played like dogshit and this guy who’s really good at passing isn’t as amazing at everything else as he is at passing.”

Remember when Dirk was all fat and had those hormone injections that kind of made him look like a child’s drawing of Godzilla? We all responded to Y2K differently...you really had to be there.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

I wasn’t a fan of Botw at first because of the weapon breaking and I felt so underpowered and easily killed, but then I learned how to fight and got used to rotating weapons and I really loved it. But I hated it at first. I think i also didn’t like how it felt empty but my perspective changed and I saw all the detail…

I wasn’t a fan of Botw at first because of the weapon breaking and I felt so underpowered and easily killed, but…

While I have my issues with the whole paleo diet thing, if you get rid of the whole notion of this is how our ancestors ate it is a pretty solid diet. Bread, while delicious, certainly does not add much from a nutritional standpoint so cutting that out and replacing it with things that are healthy, like vegetables,…