Hey that guy got THREE recommendations on his post, so TAKE THAT

Aaannd I don’t want to play pickup hoops anymore unless I”m wearing a football helmet. Hey I’ve got an idea for a new sport.

She’s been photoshopped to shit. Welcome to being a woman!

“I will tell you in time, whether or not I think she’s hot.” - Hank

Men in Blazer.

Connelly says more smart things than dumb things. Expoentially more than Simmons — and this is coming from a Simmons fan. I can’t think of a better choice, to be honest.

Same here.

Same here.

I haven’t been to a live NBA game in quite some time, but as far as “fan activities” go, this one is pretty clever.

You guys have no idea how much it rained in Texas yesterday.

So this match was fixed. Easy enough.

Boy this is awkward.

Who are they gonna get— Klopp? He’s not gonna put up with this shit.

Christ. Did Morata say something about Britos’ mother?

Jordan:Lebron::Messi:Ronaldo.

Two of the biggest virgins in Brazil right there.

I think huge torches would be a great attachment for a ballpark. Statue of Liberty anyone?

This is the story I am familiar with as well — Barca offered to pay for Messi’s medical treatments, whereas his Argentinian club did not have the finances to do so.

Firing vs Not-Renewing... Maybe it’s all semantics but recently my father (with a lot of tenure and near retirement age) was recently put on a “career transition” program for the remainder of the year, where he’s basically being “laid off with pay.” Why can’t we look at this like he’s being fired? It would be…

That was so funny I took a dive like I was hit by a sniper.

I’ll say it; I thought Chris Daughtry a lot more potential in a career as the new lead singer of Fuel then going off on his own and doing whatever crap he is doing now.