There's a simple fix here... It's called a resistance band. Tie to it to a pole and wrap it around your waist.

Can't imagine this had Zlatan been in the squad. (or was he and I wasn't paying attention)

Jae Jae Watt.

By "go to one store" you mean... click?

You know who *is* going to get burned by the heat? You.

impulse control is hard

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I'm really gonna miss the next three weeks of the "Bill & Cousin Sal Guess the NFL Lines" podcasts

America: Where you can say whatever the hell you want about the President, but DON'T you fucking dare criticise the commissioner of the NFL.

Just like Austin drivers in the rain!

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Hope he pursues his degree.

Sorry if this has been asked already, but is this the child who was in the news (rather, Peterson) regarding a paternity suit recently?

Love is not logical; abusive relationships, even less so.

Proper use of "Kangaroo Court!"

I'm hoping that she went through with a marriage as a means for her to absolutely wipe him out when she files divorce papers after Ray collects that last game check.

I, too, wondered of this would be Double Jeopardy for Rice. Also, actually seeing the video makes things much worse, whereas we don't see Ray McDonald's incident. Should one penalty be harsher than another?

At least now that picture of him at the Derby makes a little more sense now.

THEN WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING KATE UPTON'S BOOBIES

Who would have won in a fight between Kim Jong-Il and Sepp Blatter? Neither, they would explode into a supernova.