I wish I could be as cynical when it comes to an agreement between employees and a goddamn corporation that’s been welched on. And it’s so much worse for them because it’s the entertainment industry, which has just widely cut jobs across the board in the name of executive bonuses for saving hundreds of thousands if…

Meanwhile, typing “Conan O’Brien pays” automatically autofilled “staff” for me.

All day breakfast really did seem dionysian when it was rolled out. Serving breakfast at McDonald’s was literally the only thing they did which did not cater, with ruthless efficiency, to the customer’s convenience and desire for instant gratification. You had to manage to be awake, out of the house and at McDonald’s…

Please, 2020, I beg you: let a London Yacht Club kick out Prince Andrew. Give me one small treat this year.

Incentivizing child smuggling and trafficking, huh? I guess that would look something like this:

Something something Castro/abortion

Someone better check up on Jason Whitlock as he might have accidentally swallowed a whole side of ribs after watching this.

Your neighbor is finding excuses for the time when people give him shit for voting for Trump again.

you can a be feminist and wear make up, it’s fine.  A lot of women have power clothes and makeup

I think a lot about that idiot’s wife and daughter defense.

Spoken like a man who never left home.

Biden *is* a career politician.

If he doesn’t believe Coronavirus is a danger or that there is no difference between how Trump and Biden would deal with the Coronavirus, he’s a Trump supporter regardless of what he says.

It’s depressing to think the universe had nothing better to do than join Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox together.

Maybe you’ll sway him just enough not to bother to vote, and that’s something.

They’ll still vote for him. When you lick Satan’s anus you’re pretty much married to him until death.

II can't imagine a more perfect metaphor for this entire administration. His devout cultists left standing in the cold while he jets off to the next destination.

How do you get to be that stupid and work for a luxury real estate company?

On the flip side, brands like Ed Hardy were absolutely destroyed by the Jersey Shore guido crew, and similarly there are some pretty bro heavy stuff (Tapout comes to mind) that are similarly kryptonite for everyone else.