Wait why did everyone assume he wanted a convertible?

“Racially insensitive.” No, that is a hell of a lot more than insensitive, that’s the whole kit and caboodle of straight up fuck-you level racism.

The amount of energy and effort of some people to go to in order to be a flaming asshole never ceases to amaze me. Furthermore, the name of this person should be released to the public so that nobody will ever hire that shithead

Now fix the entire side surface of that car...

My freedom is more important than your health

We have space, long distances between towns, big roads, weather extremes, and big parking spaces in the vast majority of the U.S. that just don’t compute from an E.U. perspective

Full size trucks and SUVs make perfect sense in much of the country.

Rugged individualism

This makes perfect sense because EVs are only purchased by groomers to transport stolen children to underground pizza parlors where they are forced to listen to drag queen story hour twenty-two hours a day. At age 16, embedded computer chips receive 5G transmissions that activate them as covert antifa mercenary…

Lol... Yeah, there have definitely never been hundreds of ICE vehicles left stranded on highways after running out of gas during evacuations.

Since you didn’t mention reliability, what about a first-gen Audi S5 with a nice big V8 (the same 4.2 FSI from the RS4 before they switched to a boring supercharged V6 in 2013). There are quite a few examples in your price range with under 100k miles. They are a bit heavy but they make a nice noise, are super composed …

Joe Doesn’t want: A truck or SUV

Lol, zero sympathy for this guy. The “Work Harder” writing under the wing is all I need to know to have a good idea of what this individual is like. 

Why should Buttigieg be involved with this?

100%. I don’t think you could ever PAY me to vote for a Republican, but Democrats absolutely fucked up here. Biden broke the strike, which would have pushed for more regulations that were directly aimed at shit like this.

There was even a very entertaining game released.

Yes, welcome to the biggest thing on YouTube 10 years ago. Seriously, there were t-shirts made, there were parodies of the video, it was shared millions of times. If you’re older than 17-years-old this video is absolutely in your consciousness prior to TikTok finding last week. 

I think you are misreading this and taking it out of context. Either purposefully or accidentally.

100% agree. Perfect example of how successfully manufacturers’ marketing departments have essentially turned automotive journalists into press release conduits.

Why does Jalopnik let BMW and others get away with this “coupe” bullshit? I mean, I get that the car is officially called the Gran Coupe, but that doesn’t mean you have to use that name. The article refers to it as the Gran Coupe no less than 22 times. Why not just say 840i? Or better yet, just Gran. Like someone’s…