Sadly we never get those updates. I think it should be required. Jalopnik should do a follow up and report 1) what their own top suggestion was 2) what the top commenter suggestions were and 3) what the person actually bought.

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

Brand new 4Runner. Done and done. 

I am not even sure the problem is only the look with BMW nowadays.

i disagree with this hot take.

My limited experience with dealer surveys is that, either in person or by email, I am told that nothing but the top rating is considered satisfactory. IMHO, this renders the survey meaningless, so I just ignore them.

The competitor from Infiniti for this is literally the only attractive Infiniti...

The Q60 is way better looking than this 

Careful not to trip over that low bar

Adrian van Hooydonk makes Chris Bangle look like Michelangelo

Depending on what you drive, the rain-x washer fluid has been known to cause the washer fluid sensors to not read properly. Something with the chemical composition coats the sensor. FCA had a TSB to clean the sensor specifically calling out the Rain-x fluid.  I have always avoided it for that reason.

Seeing the Z and the Supra side by side really makes it obvious that the Supra is a bit of an overwrought mess. The Z is refreshingly simple and straightforward. I don’t care if it is a heavily reworked 370z. I like it. 

Seller: “Please do your homework.”

“Also air bag light needs to be serviced”

I mean just about every truck in America gets around flashing one goddamned brake light instead of having an actual amber turn signal so this is exactly as fucking stupid as the actual trucks are

Neither of the cars it’s based on have pop up headlights...

Lets check your math: White + male + attorney + high government position * (bonus multiplier) in a conservative state + investigation performed by it’s brother conservative state + totally thought it was a deer...

My guess is he had a few drinks and will face absolutely zero repercussions for this. 

How is ‘Nice Price or Crack Pipe’ racially insensitive? Are you all projecting drug use onto a particular race?