As always, I hope this news makes Markle’s shitty half-sister even saltier with rage.

Possibly standard rules don’t apply when you’re dating literal royalty tho.

Those “insiders” and anonymous sources at these same publications also said Harry was engaged or about to be engaged to Pippa soon after the Kate’s and Will’s wedding.

I am so here for this. I have no idea why, but I love it. It’s a nice little story that seems to pop up every time I need a little frivolity and I want them to get married and live happily ever after.

“Am I going to jail, George?”

“brosecutor”

“Do you even swear to tell the truth?”

This festival is the gift that keeps on giving. (memes)

He’s hoping for a jury of his bros. Hopefully the brosecutor will see right through that cheap cotton.

WOW

That’s what he wore to court? Looks about right, I guess.

Actually, Winona Ryder’s career disappeared for 15 years because she was literally incapable of showing up and doing her job. I love her madly, and I’m really delighted that she has finally found the combination of whatever she needed to get back to being functional, because she had a rough time of it there.

And if you read the court transcripts, he is told multiple times that he is not promised any particular sentence and that jail time is a possibility, and acknowledges that he understands this. The fact that he’s acting like he’s a big old victim because he didn’t get away with only serving 40-odd days for child rape…

This rapist not only groomed his 13 year old victim, he then drugged her with a qualude and alcohol. This rapist then proceeded to anally rape the 13 year old presumably because he thought that vaginal rape could be detected by hymen test. The rapist then made the 13 year old promise not to tell and then dropped her…

Yeah, that was from an interview he gave a year or two after escaping to Europe, where he continued to pursue “young girls” on a continent that truly understood him.

Got room under there?

Ms. Greiner wants it to be over b/c it’s dragged on for years and she’s dealt with it on her own end apparently but if he had just done his pitiful amount of time back when it happened, instead of running, maybe it could be “over” for him too. As important as the victim is, justice is also about saying “no you can’t…

Even now, it’s all about you, isn’t it, you jerk?

Quoth the rapist: women are “more perfidious than the men, in general”