Aww, I actually think it’s cool that’s she’s the only woman in LA who HASN’T gotten lip fillers.

OK, so I clicked through to the Guardian piece.

I gotta ask: what are Audrina Patridge’s work commitments?

That’s his “This could have been us, Rachel, with you holding the camera, but you playing.”

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

Wendy, are you talking? I don’t even follow gossip that closely and know your marriage is about as real as a “Bachelorette” relationship! Sit your unable to walk in heels ass down somewhere.

Wendy is trash. Always was, always will be. She’s a bust down version of the bust down version of Joan Rivers on a bad batch. She is a classless bottom feeder of insult comics, beneath Judge Judy. She is the picture you find when you look up people that feel they need to tear others down in order for them to get…

I am really, REALLY hoping he’s got shit on McConnell and Ryan.

Meuller is known for being very careful and exacting, which is good in terms of making an unassailable case. But I’m with you- I need this to move along. Reading about Watergate bums me out because it makes you realize just how long these things take.

Mueller is going to have such a difficult job because of GOP obstructionism, but I am cheering for him like I have never cheered for anyone in my life. I want him to annihilate them.

I need it to be faster though.

I know this investigation is actually moving along very quickly; I need it to be faster though.

Unless he’s busted by the state of New York. POTUS has no power to pardon state charges, only Federal crimes. If he’s arrested on say, a flight crossing New York state and taken to NYC and arraigned there, now he’s looking at a one-way trip to Riker’s Island.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

He’ll be tried, convicted, pardoned, and back on the Trump team as the campaign manager for the Trump Midterm Election Traveling Circus and Grotesquerie ™.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

But aren’t the couples who flaunt it (ugh) on social media the ones whose relationships are the most fragile? That’s how you spot a relationship that’s about to blow up or fall apart nowadays.

The Kevin Hart scandal probably wouldn’t be that big of a deal if he and his annoying new wife didn’t spend like 99% of their time trying to convince us that they are soulmates and they are truly happy. Like if you were that happy and in love you wouldn’t need to go that extra to convince us. Also, they have taken…

So here’s how you know you haven’t had enough coffee and are a little stressed this morning.

Drake’s Denzel tattoo looks like Jamie Foxx.