Is there any real evidence that he has had an alcohol problem for 25 years?

Frances Bean Cobain has been married and divorced already?!?

No. I'm convinced they don't exist if there isn't a camera around.

If Swiddles do something and there’s no photographic evidence, did it even happen in the first place?

I mean, you know she was going to get hounded about this until she gave a quote (as will everyone he has ever dated), and I think she handled it as best as she could, given the circumstances. “I didn’t have that experience, but that was a long time ago” is a pretty neutral statement.

Tom always looks so full of regret in every photo of the two of them together. Like he was not told that this is fake in her mind and now he has no idea what to do. Does he break up with her? No, wait, she’ll make an angry album. So does he wait 8 weeks for her to get enough material for a 12 track story arc? 8 weeks…

I can’t wait for orange is the new black to add her storyline into the mix next season.

This. While it probably would have been best for her not to comment, I appreciate that she qualified her statement by saying she was 17 when they dated. We can kind of fill in the “25 years is a long time for him to come unhinged” math.

I don’t know how she’s going to handle jail with that personality. . .

Hiddleswift is obv scouting places for their inevitable, short lived, insanely public marriage. Give them some privacy y’all.

Winona: just like you can’t imagine that the boy you were involved with 20 years ago is now an abusive drunk, he can’t believe you became a pill-addicted shoplifter. On the bright side: you managed to turn it around.

It’s been at least ten, per my friend who lived in his building and only ever saw him either drunk or hung over, but I suspect that it’s gone on longer.

After Hiddleswift’s inevitable breakup, I’m putting $50 on there being a song called “Grey Suede Shoes” on her next album.

Maybe at her sentencing, Abby Lee Miller can perform an interpretative dance, demonstrating how remorseful she is. With scarves, lots of swirly scarves, and a breakdancing interlude.

Wino forever

25 years of alcoholism have a way of changing one’s personality.

Of all the places for Suge Knight to be shot seven times, it happened at a Chris Brown party. Way to ruin your street cred, Suge.

I’m just here for the gifs of that awesome girl who hates being in her dance class...