What do you think is weird on her side?

Wait, if sacrificing geeky shit you care about for your kids is worthy of a news article, then call me the Kim Kardashian of parenting.

Am I the only person that thinks preschool and kindergarten is useless? I mean it socializes kids sure but paying out of pocket for a special one? I get loving your kid but I feel like setting the money aside for college and taking more time aside yourself to spend with your own child would make more sense financially…

Right, but the child needs to go to preschool now—and while I’ve never attended school in Japan, from what I understand, it’s not cheap.

I agree in that if he’d had the money for the child’s education now, he should’ve held on to the cards (though continued valuation of any collector’s item is always a gamble)—but it…

Oh, boy. I just paid for my daughter’s kindergarten entrance fee here in Hachioji, Tokyo, and wow. Do I understand what this guy did. haha. So much money just disappears for your kid to attend the school, not counting the amount you’ll end up paying each month after they start.

Years ago I saw an internet quiz called “Black or Utah?” where some horrendous “creative” baby name would come up and you’d have to figure out whether it belonged to an African-American or a Utahn (there is very little overlap between the two).

I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,…

This used to be a self-correcting problem. It’s right there in the phrase “trick or treat.” They didn’t get treats so...

The very existence of billionaires is an example of how our government and economic systems have failed.

joe ricketts eat shit

When I was in high school I went to a summer program where we had a pizza dinner every Sunday night and we always had Domino’s. It was so bad it put me off of it for a decade. I had some earlier this year and was seriously impressed. They’ve come a long way and have become my fast foot chain pizza of choice.

We got Domino’s for my son’s birthday party a couple weeks back, and damn if it wasn’t pretty good. For chain pizza, since I wasn’t about to drop $20 per pie from a good local pizzeria, I was pretty impressed.

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

Unfair to snakes, which are kinda cool and dry. They shouldn’t have to be associated with this fucking garbage person.

Hey judge, just because you’d fuck the guy doesn’t mean that the victim wanted to.

Makes you wonder what he is willing to do when hundreds of people aren’t watching/listening. I hope she can find safety.

In my wild misspent youth, I banged dudebros who, for the era, were relatively “woke”. I live in a state where citizen-sponsored initiatives could make it to a statewide vote, provided they had enough signatures.

Let this be a reminder that unlike what certain self described progressives say, we absolutely cannot compromise and allow antiabortion people on the Democratic ticket in an effort to win seats.

Alas, you’re probably preaching to the choir, here, because I doubt anyone on Jezebel is banging dudes who would have supported this in the first place.