Yup. Ladies, if a woman is hitting on your guy friend, please let them know ASAP, because good chances are, they don’t realize it unless she is literally grabbing his dick.

Steve Jobs is one of the few people for whom a cancer death could be ruled a suicide.

My wife goes in for that homeopathic crap, but even she beelined it to the doctor to get her skin cancer removed. She’s perfectly happy to let a cold drag on for weeks while she insists that the homeopathy is “shortening” the cold, but when faced with a no-fucking-around disease, she ditched that shit so fast it…

No, it’s worth saying. He had a form of cancer with a very high chance of recovery and they caught it by chance at an extremely early stage.

Calling it is a big piece of the pie. The reality is, if you are unable to control your child, then you need to not subject them to people trying to have a meal, or watch a movie or shop in a store. That’s the reality. Sucks that your kid is out of control—don’t make everyone else’s life suck just because you’ve…

“Catherine’s nine-year-old son was diagnosed with Oppositional Defiant Disorder a year ago.”

Ouch. Hopefully Catherine doesn’t turn into the mom from We Need To Talk About Kevin, because ODD (besides being wonderfully acronymed) is basically psych-speak for what my grandmother called “a bad seed” back in the day.

(and…

The disaster is terrible and all that, but i really love that nature just says “fuck that shit, its mine now”and reclaims it.