Imaginary?

lol, don’t let the facts get in the way of your article, Billy!

+1 for the Plumlee broodqueen

10:00 minute rounds?!?!? Why?

I think we can all agree that Lin needs a bit taken off the top, though.

Well, we know who knockoff scarf sellers think they can make a tenner off of.

Wikipedia link to explain your joke? Nah, man.

I believe that’s a photo of a donkey, technically speaking.

Damn dude.

The Mets should have a reliever start the game, nail Utley in the head, and then have Harvey come in out of the bullpen to pitch once the first pitcher is thrown out.

Keep Darmian at RB, his best position. Then either:

Billy is still allowed to write about United? For fucks sake, why?

Have you heard that there are now these people who just sit at home on their couches, watching tv footage of other people running around and playing basketball? There is a basketball hoop in the park right by your house- just go there and throw down some dunks yourself. Dumb.

You believe every silly rumor you read online, Billy?

Barber: I got you, Fam.

To be fair, Rakitic clearly dove for the 2nd free kick, so maybe it evens out?

Coincidentally, Steve Miller is now on USATF’s board of directors.