Sometimes you have a really vivid dream, where you have something perfect in your possession. You wake up and feel confusion, sadness, and anger to find out it was all a dream, and that you have to go back to reality empty handed.

Today, you can wake up and see this, the most beautiful art piece of all time, a sexy ass…

Now you’re responsible for vomit on my desk

Stupid never sleeps.

Fake Video, we all know domestic vehicles can’t make over 100k. /s

Jason vs. mosquito.

I have no shame putting my top down. And as fast as it goes down I can usually do it at most stop lights. You do get looks though like “ This guy thinks hes cool and shit”.

Hopefully if anyone gets anything out of this thread its that VW should make a GTI wagon and sell it for under $30k

Spoiler alert:

You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there ain’t nothing more god damned frightening than driving with a live falcon in the car, Ricky Bobby.

I’ve got a 2002 330CI that’s a wonderful little beach car.

minus that dude though LOL

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

Thats a lot of money to drive a Fiat 500 loaner most of the year.

As an American, I have no idea what a Tim Hortons is, can someone please explain to me what it is? I know it’s a restaurant, but that’s all I know about it.

8 out of 10 6-Series that I see are Gran Coupes. People want 4-doors, even if they never use them. I’d need a head amputation to fit in that back seat.

theres such a thing as taking the joke too far, you know

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

I get that the average Mercedes-Maybach S600 buyer doesn’t drop almost $200,000 on a sedan because it is significantly faster than the S550, but rather does so simply because it is more expensive and therefore better.