naftakilledthed
Metrodetroit Imports
naftakilledthed

Frankly I was amazed their Apple Car didn’t have WeatherTech floormats and Dodge badges. Seems like a real missed opportunity.

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

Or you could just show up in a Mustang golf cart and the other golfers will just let you play through, if they know what’s good for them.

“Visit scenic Detroit.”

This is surprising, considering the last Mustang we sent them was received with decidedly less enthusiasm.

A blue M car with a stick is the only way to go.

“You ask why not a BMW, Mercedes? We want a technology company that builds a car, not a car company that tries to build technology.”

The Insurance Institute For Highway Safety says nearly half of all fatal crashes in the U.S. occur during half of the day. The other half of fatal crashes occur in the other half of the day.

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

Does it have turn signals?

shuts the fuel pump off?

A donkey

Can I just say, that as a BMW driver who always - ALWAYS - uses his turn signal, I weep a little bit inside when I read these comments.

Why do I love my car?

Excellent - all I need is your bank account information. I live in a palace in Nigeria, will that be a problem?

Whoops, sorry. You got lost on the internet and stumbled into a car enthusiast website. The site you were looking for is thataway.