Scheduled c section happening in T-39 days! Currently trying not to feel an epic/ irresponsible piece of shit for having a baby in the middle of a global crisis.

Good news: I completely stopped watching Bravo because, UGH. then I discovered “ Difficult People” which reaffirmed my choice while superbly entertaining me.

Howdy. Been a minute since I’ve been here, I’ve mostly been in mental hibernation - work work work, and my downtime consists of hiding under the weighted blanket and watching MASH for the eleventh million time. I've been a bit crook these last few days, was admitted to hospital overnight on Wednesday with a blinding…

Friday I dropped the tiny human off at my parents house for a sleepover. It may be her last one tho there. My dad is getting the 110+ year old farmhouse ready to sell. Which means he needs to clean out the barn. A barn stuffed with many of my mom’s things who died many years ago. When she was alive tho, she collected…

I won’t miss my mom’s husband who’s transformed into a Trump supporter, but I also won’t miss my sister’s partner who two years ago left her without a vehicle, job, or way to pay the rent to get back together with his ex-wife. Somehow he made his way back into her life and she’s made it clear that we’re all just…

Every Single Fucking One of them. Abusive jerks, narcissists, and flying monkeys with their nasty passive aggressive BS and moderate to severe shaming. I’m going to sleep late, have coffee and then drink prosecco on the balcony with the Bartender, smoke weed, and watch football on my jailbreaked firestick. Viva moving…

My inlaws. My BIL went on about how four guys who dying in Benghazi under Obama’s watch was way worse than 250K people dying of Covid and my FIL keeps asking my husband to come over and help him install a gun safe for his AK. Holidays are a minefield usually (we mostly talk cars andhome improvements) but this year…

Let’s see...

My mother-in-law’s husband. He’s a Trump supporter and also hard of hearing, which I normally wouldn’t hold against anyone, but, I don’t think his hearing aids work very well, he will defend how terrible the liberals are by just shouting about what “they” are doing to ruin the country louder, and louder, and louder.…

Mom is one of eight.

Let’s see, is it the step-uncle who sexually harassed me at Christmas a couple years back? Is it my beloved grandpa that was “just” a “normal” Republican before Trump but is now thanking Jesus during every dinner prayer for President Trump? Is it my step-aunt who thinks that getting fact-check clouds slapped on her…

I have managed to avoid relatives ever since I left my husband in December 2014 and move into a small apartment. None of my family lives in the same state as I do, and I can legitamtely plead poverty as I only have disability to pay my bills. (Got a smallish lump sum at divorce to get it done before he ruined my…

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

Dangit Seabassy, we need salacious dirt! There has to be at least one story that won’t doxx your relative!

I won’t say too much so as not to doxx her, but a close family member went to boarding school with Ivanka at Choate in Connecticut. I hope they start their public tell-alls soon, as I heard enough stories to sour my opinion even before the Trump family ran our country into the ground.

Another thing the right wingers have ruined.

As a trans woman this is one of those things that drives me nuts about republicans. They always talk about gender like it’s some immutable, unchanging thing that has been the same since the dawn of time. Men look like this, women look like that, anything else is profane. Here’s the thing though: gender is completely a…

My dad grew up in a hyper machismo culture and I am so proud of the way he has worked to deprogram that shit from his life. No, he’s NEVER going to wear a pretty ballgown, but he sees another man do it and is now quick with a “good for him, he looks happy”. The man is in his 60s and has literally started telling…

I lost nearly everything when I suffered a brain injury with no health insurance. And of course I supported the Affordable Care Act! Why should I wish that suffering on anyone else?