You’re thinking of Ultimate Peter Parker and Miles Morales, who took on the role of Spider-man in the Ultimate Universe.

That’s Iceman. He wears a bandana with an X on it.

It’s Karnak.

Unless I’m mistaken, Ultimate Daredevil is dead.

Aw, I like Reed. But yeah, he’s often (not always) written as a jerk, particularly in books other than the Fantastic Four.

Oh, I remember 8-Bit Theater! Good for him.

“the truth, which to Christians is the Bible.” Ugh, no, fundamentalist lady. Most Christians do not believe the Bible is the literal truth.

Thanks for explaining! I’m Christian, and I had no idea what she meant.

What’s this from?

Holy freaking cow, that’s amazing!

That poor young woman. She was brave enough to stand up and tell the world what happened to her, and this is the result. Yet people are so surprised that victims of sexual assault don’t come forward and report it.

Ginkitty? My Grandmothers’ names were Virginia (called Gin) and Katherine (called Kitty).

Hey Mark, if you’re getting married in a church or other place with an organ, might I recommend Widor’s Toccata from his Symphony No. 5 as the recessional? It’s always vaguely reminded me of a carnival, while still being a very classy and beautiful piece. (It is very difficult though.)

I hope everyone who attended the brother and his girlfriend’s wedding wore a white gown, just to spite them.

Yes, that is the entire argument. It’s dumb. Also, Johnny’s sister, Sue, is also in the FF, and she is being played by a white actress. Still shouldn’t be an issue, but some people make it into one.

Johnny is one of my favorite comic book heroes. I couldn’t care less that they’re changing his race.

It’s not too uncommon. My parents didn’t think they were going to be able to have kids, so they adopted my oldest sister. Then they had five more kids. :)

Was that when Sue went crazy and became Malice?

I had a student with that name. A kindergarten student.

I had a student named Jor-el.