Add in the Southwest High School Marching Band and you've got a hit!

God. Needles. I remember we used to stop there on the way from Vegas to Havasu to see my snowbird Grandma.

I really like Rap Genius (especially when I'm trying to figure out what the hell 'Robotic let's think optimistic, You probably missed it, watch me dolly dick it' means) but sometimes people ascribe the most bullshit "deep" meaning to the simplest lyrics. Not every reference to cocaine is actually a veiled reference…

Yeah where's the lift bridge and the hotel with the rotating restaurant!

Did they film it in Calgary? Because those downtown Duluth shots definitely don't look like Duluth to me,

Manziel will certainly not be good for Cleveland and I'll tell you why. Its Cleveland. They put up a billboard in Columbus when they hired the new coach that basically says they're going to suck, but they're going to try really hard at sucking…

As I eat leftover spaghetti and wonder how I'm going to make my student loan payment, I ponder why we haven't brought back the guillotine yet…

I've read this story on a number of sites today and I find it strange that everyone mentions he grabbed her foot.

Don't make a ho a housewife…

Man this looks like a really terrible movie weekend. Did anything get above a B-?

People say I should watch Workaholics, but the one guy who was on the MIndy Project was really unfunny and the guy who shows up on Modern Family is really unfunny so I don't hold out much hope…

They're all "educational" now to. I miss the days when cartoons were mainly to sell toys, the good cartoons were on Saturday morning with the off brand ones on during the week, and they had no redeeming value what so ever…

Maybe it just feels controversial in my head head, because Wu-Tang is invincible and all…

Every person I met who liked Grandma's Boy appeared to have smoked themselves stupid on weed…

Man this is sounding more and more like a train wreck. I'll present a controversial opinion while I'm at it: Wu-tang guest verses on the solo albums are better than stuff they recorded as a group.

I remember a coke 2 that I think was half diet half regular? It was either before or during the introduction of coke zero.

You can't call this infection of zombies a war. Wars end…

They've started introducing all sorts of weird bottles here. It used to be 12 oz can, 20 oz bottle, 2 liter. Now, you can get weird mini can, 1 liter bottle, 1.25 liter bottle, weird tall boy can 1/2 liter bottle, etc. The pricing almost never makes sense either. The 20 oz bottle, pretty much the most common item,…

Yeah, wasn't New Coke just Diet Coke with corn syrup isn't of artificial sweetener?

OK Soda was the best. It was the first pop i remember coming in a 1 liter bottle. It made for a very enjoyable summer between 4th and 5th grade…