Deadspin also never mentions that the Celtics didn’t make a disaster of a trade for Andrew Bynum, which is why the Sixers had to aggressively rebuild and the Celtics did not.

How dare you not include Okafor in this list!

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

So, you didn’t actually watch the game. Did you?

You seem confused about literally everything.

Cavs did this with Kyrie doing squat. I’d be surprised if the Celtics win a game at this point.

This is the problem when your best player is (a generous) 5'9'’. Seems like they will be better of trading Thomas and drafting Fultz. Cause this ain’t good enough to get out of the East.

It wasn’t a coin-flip for two top-5 picks. If you’re going to mock other people’s intelligence, maybe be factual!

Nor have they been much worse than the Kings, T-Wolves, Lakers, or Nets over the past four seasons. But only one gets a quarterly bodying on Deadspin. Honestly, at this point Deadspin is probably just doing it for the free clicks from people rushing over from Liberty Ballers to argue in the comments.

Not to mention the liberal Boston media would have broken its neck to identify the racist.

One too many pats on the head.

Cool original idea: if the game is tied after regulation, place the ball at the 30 yard line with a representative from each team at midfield, then have them both run at the ball. Whoever gets the ball wins the game. People would love it.

Khakis?

Browns QB’s don’t play long enough for it to be an issue!

*Mike drop*

I bless this marriage in the name of the Father (Jerry), son (Bryan), and the Sam Hinkie.

I understand this is a venue where news like this is brushed off with humor, but the concussion situation in football is scary. Most will pass off the revelation that the league’s best player is actively hiding brain damage. He keeps playing, and playing at an extremely high level, so who cares? Right? Those pansy-ass…

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?