It can penetrate close to 200ft. (depending on terrain I suppose) I would assume it beats the hell out of sending our soldiers into booby trapped cave networks.

Sure, the big block into the seventh row always gets the oohs and ahs, but keeping it in play is the more fundamental move.

I wouldn’t say Sergio shanked it. I watched an interview where he said he practiced almost that same putt in the practice rounds and it broke left, but then on the 72nd hole, it didn’t break. It’s weird because do you call it a choke? He read the putt and hit it how and where he wanted to, but it didn’t break like…

That was some fine fancy sportswritin’ there. Well done, Barry.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once

+1 Aikman

Well this timing just sucks, me and Olivia are finally gonna hook up but the world is going to end soon.

Fuck I just remembered we signed Mike Glennon.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

You sure you want to scold this guy for an inappropriate war joke, 30 minutes after titling your soccer article “U.S. Strikes Pound Russian Defense?”

Well, they did have the meets.

The irony is palpable.

This is rich coming from an organization that insists on the criminalization of a goddamned plant (mainly to protect its bloated budget) that could benefit many people who end up addicted to prescription drugs...

I’d like to think I would pull my hand away at the last second and brush back my luscious locks, but I am a bald Sixers fan so I can’t really imagine fighting for first or the hair.

you just know that tie is either a clip-on or was tied by his dad.

“I get it. They call me names every day in the paper. Fine. I get it,” Dolan says. “But you’re walking up to the place where I work? It’s like they’re laying in wait for you. It’s like stalking me outside my home.”

......We need to make baby boomers pay a fucking fine as punishment for how they raised millennials.

Do you even know what that means, or is it just the first Kinja buzzword you could think of?