In this scenario, if I survive we won’t have to waste week 1 remembering all those we lost, right? I have no time for any pansy shit while watching the NFL. Bonus points if the Cleveland Browns are wiped out as an organization.

Right. But there isn’t a state law that says you can tell your stupid boss to fuck off. Just wondering legally where the marijuana issue lies for Broncos players.

Can a lawyer help me out. If a Broncos player gets busted for smoking pot, would state laws trump the NFL rules? Or since said player is willfully employed by an NFL team, he is required to follow the NFL rules?

Wouldn’t she pick a story that isn’t relatively easy to verify? I’m all for safety but not at the expense of common sense. Also, a three hour wait to talk to someone? You can get on a Disney ride quicker!

You can’t walk two blocks off the inner harbor area without having major concerns for your safety and the safety of your family. Every city has some tough areas but Baltimore takes it to another level. Where’s the charm in Charm city?

That is what he gets for wearing man-pris. Maybe he should go play in Europe.

Right before I clogged it, I said to myself WWJD?

I know the feeling. I was accused once of clogging the shitter at the bowling alley. I mean, of course, I did it. But I got away with it by denying it.

Can you really blow a 4th quarter comeback? More like the Raptors became extinct.

These??

You are very modest Uncle Rico.

This just means many, many more years until another Super Bowl Shuffle. Rest easy tonight 1985 Bears.

You are not a reach 2nd overall pick, though!

I’m pretty sure it’s not the Super Bowl Shuffle!

BOOMAGEDON!

Maybe we can finally put the snowball Santa story to rest and replace it with this tremendous job by my hometown Philly!

Holy shit ESPN was way over staffed! I didn’t even know half these folks. I am sure they are hard working, great people. But can you blame ESPN for many of these cuts?

In today’s day and age of terrorists, crazies, etc, I’m surprised the official’s first reaction wasn’t to punch him especially because he came up from behind on him.

The only thing worse than their last PR nightmare should be the thought of PETA protesting, boycotting and making United’s life even more miserable.

Found him.