Me too. I’ve been single for ten years or so now. Stuff just never happened for me I guess. I can’t tell if I’m a little bummed about it because I am, or because I feel like I should be. My friends have stopped telling me that they have some great guy I have to meet and instead send me text pictures of cute dogs…

That was the thing was I couldn’t remember a relationship that ever really made me happier than I would have been without it. I mean even if I was really attracted to the guy and had a lot of fun with him, beyond playtime it just felt like I was doing what was expected of me. And the getting POd because he told me…

Rolling your hair between your fingers with beeswax and not washing it for 3 months isn’t locs. If you choose to TRY to appropriate it, call it something else because locs they are not.

Most of the time, lip injections just make you look like you got punched in the mouth.

On those two notes, appropriating another…

1. Stop making racist jokes, and saying “nigga”. Just because it ends with an “a” doesn’t mean it’s friendly enough for you to use.

Please stop tanning. You can never attain this level of deep, dark chocolaty realness.

Don’t distract from current issues concerning black and Latino people by starting a new topic dedicated to which e-reader you should invest in.

Actually, according to this list, it appears that you can bypass the “reading” part altogether, as long as you make sure to hold a real, pages-and-paper book. Here’s the most important part, though: you gotta make sure you’re experienced enough holding that shit that it looks natural. I mean, how else are white folks…

“the percentage of kids getting something from this, who will think twice about their hygiene or appearance, I think is much less than if they thought more carefully regarding the sensitivity on the delivery of it.”

1) Since tips are a percentage of a meal's cost, inflation is baked right in. You don't need to increase the tip percentage to account for inflation.

That's also made totally clear in the article, where she also makes clear that she too makes the same minimum wage working in retail and has no expectation of receiving a tip. Valid point, IMO.

the weird psychedelic cartoons

Elmo sucks. Classic Sesame Street or gtfo.

Was about the suggest the same thing.

Use an oxford comma. Otherwise

"In order to..." Just use "to..."

'Utilize'. 'Use' is shorter, better, and has exactly the same meaning.

My birthday is a few days before Christmas, and Barbie came out the year I was four. My father was sick that year and in and out of the hospital, and my mom was working nights in a restaurant to support us.

1. Most women don't care what you think about their make up. The meaning of life isn't in pleasing men.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

And THIS is why working from home is so. damn. awesome.