I love this movie. In a just world it would have gotten tons of award recognition, especially for MacLaine, but of course it was a “women’s movie” and nobody had cancer or a dead kid, so no Oscars.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

At the time of publication, yes. Believe me, I looked. I sure as hell wasn’t going to lead with the footage of him bleeding out; it obscures his face, and deprives him of personhood. Not to mention that it’s deeply triggering.

...but you just got home from a dope dinner where the chef came out and was chatty and charming and suggested to you an off-menu item that was DA BOMB and then you went for drinks, oh god so many drinks and the uber ride was long AF but you’re snuggled up in too-cozy sheets and he thinks you’re as much a delicacy as…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Sure, in the same way that a joke showing the power dynamic between blacks and whites at the expense of whites is funny, but at the expense of blacks isn’t. Making fun of the power dynamic IS the joke. Reversing the genders would remove the humor.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

He does realize that outer space is a lot colder than 98 Degrees, right?

“BACKSTREET’s BACK.....”

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

I imagine the poop emoji would be ribbed for her pleasure.

You missed the best thing this morning.

Shout it from the rooftops: https://wombofonesown.wordpress.com/

Preeeetty sure Britney (and all of her money) is still under the control of her conservators... The clothes and signed albums are probably the only thing that is truly hers to give...

The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his…

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Then my word for it is a wink and a clicking sound in my teeth while I nod my head toward the bedroom. No wonder I don’t have much of a sex life.

If Deadspin as we know it is about to end, that video is a fucking brilliant way to go out.