“I don’t have any ability to reprimand you but you better pretend to respect me” is a very weird message to convey.

“Tapping into the Saudi market” could include such things like hiring Arabic-language broadcasters, focusing on the market in social media, etc. It doesn’t require getting fully into bed with the House of Saud by accepting the lavish bribes they pay everyone in order to get in bed with them. I’m sure the majority of…

Isn’t Vince McMahon’s wife in the Trump administration? Doesn’t this literally mean the Trump administration is making money off of working with a violent foreign government?

Shawn Michaels really is returning to the ring in a few weeks, at WWE’s Crown Jewel event in Saudi Arabia. Michaels had been steadfast for years about making his retirement a real one, but it’s easy to see how that changed.

Time to upgrade to the 2018 model.

I see these in running shape for $1,000 all the time...$1,800 is just too much.

Warm start issues are classic symptoms of low compression. I had a 12a that blew an apex, ran like a champ when cold, would barely stay running when warm, and good luck restarting it.

Appropriate answer to the RV dealer: Fuck you; I’m out of here.

Paying it off immediately would most definitely affect your score negatively. Credit agencies also consider the average age of all of your accounts, and closing an account (paying it off will close the account) will also count against you. If you take out a large line of credit and then quickly close it by paying it…

Pride? Fear?

Or nothing interesting period. I would have traded my ‘11 BMW wagon for a new one, but BMW won’t sell me one with a stick. So no thanks, I will just keep the one I have. Similarly, I would have an Alfa Giulia in my garage if they sold it with a stick, but automatic only. And very likely an Alfa 4C before that. At…

What does the post office do when you bring them mail?

They send it.

what do they call it when you’re an alcoholic, but with crappy cars?

It sounds like failure, the end of the Corvette line. Because everyone knows that Corvettes are front-engined V8s.

$55 for a reman rear caliper? good lord.

USDM manufacturers be like: “Let’s make this paper thin piece of critical safety equipment, that is located in the wheel wells, out of rust-prone carbon steel”

He picked the wrong time of year. Clearly the best way to make the trip from Detroit to Dayton is during a snowstorm.

Damn David, I found a red Wagoneer Matchbox I was planning on sending you if you want it.

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