“A creature that makes you spend money on it?”

Some guys throw out little insults as ways of flirting. Is it condescending? Yup. Is it sexist? Sure is. Childish? Of course.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

As a teenager? You properly cooked a real turkey? Impressive.

I can’t even begin to fathom what the fart profile of that combination is.

I don’t know, I imagine you wouldn’t last long in general if you’re this quick to find things to whine about.

Why always this endgame-wailing? People with that mindset have ruined countless MMORPGS already, do you also need to ruin a nice shooter with a beautiful setting and lots of little details in the world to explore? Just going for a walk in Destiny is more entertaining and pretty than playing through a whole call of…

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

As a white person raised by white people I can promise you a lot of us treat our own kids like shit too.

it’s Roberto’s (many times) great-grandfather

It’s that primal social instinct that “we made it”... and the collective “WE” survived to BEAT the ODDS with the greatness of an instinctual tool using species. “Odds” that MANY of us feel from even the ordinary obstacles that make humans feel held back or down... And you’re NOT stunted if those words make any sense…

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

Bodies are really just fancy ways of packaging networks of tubes, and the flat exchange surfaces that they service.

They aren’t book lungs - that arachnids. Insects have tracheal systems (a network of small pipes that deliver air directly to the tissues). Same problem, though - the system doesn’t scale up effectively at the atmospheric O2 concentrations present today.

Do you want super villains? Because this is how we get super villains.

Diplomats should be using the word fuck like 400% more in talks than they currently do.

I love how he looked both ways to make sure it was clear.

So basically this entire piece is written to insult a guy and you wrapped it in an “investigation” that turned out to be completely unverifiable? Bravo