This is why I have a respect for these paleontologist. They are just stupid brave. To be able to upend a scientific field, (let alone certain religious sects) based on a single partial jawbone, takes amazing amounts of backbone.

How about "Don't plug another hacker's computer directly into your spy organization's network"?

This is why I have a secure password:

As much as you need. Or the gorilla needs.

I'll definitely read this but I'm just selfish and bitter that it delays Harry Dresden chapters

Too late for the "who fucked a gorilla??" comments, but all of these transmissions were likely due to someone trying to eat the animal's meat and accidentally cutting themselves while butchering the animal, not by getting funky with a monkey.

Radiolab had a great story on this a few months back.
http://www.radiolab.org/s…

Gee, thanks, Charlie Jane, had JUST erased that horror from my mind and now you have to bring it back!

Yes.

NO!

OK YOU WIN THAT IS ADORABLE

The next tablet in the British Museum's collection is the reply to this one, and reads: "Due to a higher-than-expected tablet volume, all of our servants are currently busy assisting other merchants. Your tablet is important to us. Please continue to wait, and a scribe will respond to you as soon as possible."

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemuffin.

Just how venomous are they? I don't mind dying from something called Skeletorus, but being killed by Sparklemuffin is just insulting.

Ashley: "Yea, hey, it's me again, the fish lady"
Magic: "didn't sleep last night, thinking about that dead fish"
Ashley: "bitch. anyways, 'nother one for you. I need a puppy"
Magic: "ok no problem I'll make a call"
Ashley: "well I need a puppy I can kick"
Magic: "..oh"
Ashley: "actually never mind"
Magic: "ya was gunna say"
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I thought this was a pretty great video, but it also gives a nice teardown of the "2 Month's Salary" guideline

OH GOD THEY WERE HERE!!!

Pretty sure cursive has been obsolete for several years already.

My little brother was traumatized by the original adaptation. So I of course had it on VHS and would frequently disguise it as his favorite tapes and fast forward to the more terrifying Tim Curry goodness.