If this thing is doing dishes what will the women do?

Damn it D.C. we need that rain! Its dryer than a camels crotch here in California. Stop being a rain hog.

half lives matter

you play Civilization?

ugh feminists

you really need to get a bluebottle subscription. I suggest getting their Giant Steps blend.

My Grandpa said that this was his favorite movie as a kid. BTW did you really ride Dinosaurs to school? What was it like using a feather and inkwell? Did people really use Myspace?

Would i be the only one wanting a show after TNG? It would feel like the series wasn’t progressing otherwise. It would justify the special effects that can be pulled of now days. I.e. holographic displays or whatever. plus a Picard/Riker cameo.

Soma

I don’t know why i read

OK fuck this. I’m moving to Seattle. I hate Sunshine.

When me and bae fight haha.. jk I don’t have a bae.. *bows head in shame*

This article is incomplete without an audio file of Kirks girlish squeal of terror and a link to it in Itunes so it can be set as a ringtone.

From my understanding, Cheese was never apart of the japanese food culture. So i guess they can get away with a lot.

Why the monkey mother fuck do we have a toxic dump site in one of our most beautiful fucking states? Why not Nevada or New Mexico, Hell even Alabama or Mississippi. I am actually pissed off.

SPOOOOOOON!!

Breeze never disappoints with the Gifs.

If you’re adorable you can get away with a lot.

D’awww who’s a lil hamburger?!..yes you are! yes you are!