I am somewhat infamous for my callousness but this.. this is just plain fucked up. I feel for that family and I normally don’t feel anything. Must..st..*Grunt*..strangle...my humanity.. Ah there, much better. I’m dead inside again :)

I’m sexist at times but i’d let someone tell her to get back in the kitchen..

As a heartless monster i take offense to this.

This is Nerd territory, Jocks aren’t welcome here.

“ Mark it Zero! “

Can someone explain to me what about this inanimate object is cute? Chicks throw that word around a lot.

I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch now for some reason.

was i the only one that thought “ so this is what i could do if i was able to shoot lightning from my hands”

I wouldn’t say absolutely frightening. Maybe mildly alarming.

Hey, Maddie needs a daddy.. Giggity

Hey Maddie, how you doin...

Yeah imagine how far we’d be now if we never had a dark age.

you made me spit my coffee you bastard.

A concern for me as well. Plus keurig coffee is like Starbucks over hyped and sub-par when making regular coffee.

Who would want to go back in time anyway when you could go forward? You could head back in time to die of disease or a violent death or go forward and fly spaceships and ( pew pew pew ) and possibly live forever when they figure out how to lengthen the telomeres in our cells.

I just saw that yesterday! that was so messed up.

omg this is like dredging memories up from like 25 years go. Such a weird feeling.

So familiar, where is this from?

Did anyone else think they only used like a gig of that?