Is anyone else lamenting that they will never have a pay stub like this?

You beat me to it. “ we believe in nothing!”

what was it like in the Triassic period?

After a few years of having chicks in the gaming community my first thought is still “ A girl .. who knows Mortal Kombat? I found a unicorn!”

The internet truly are my people.

I wonder if most of the readers here are too young to know what the reference is. Someone throw in a blues clues or dora the explorer in here so the noobs at life don’t feel left out.

There really should be greater punishments for people who wheeled more power. This might just get him fired when he should be in jail.

It’s all apart of a larger plan for Pinkham to break your spirit. I heard him say “ Gotta keep their self esteem low, It keeps them slutty”

Next week? Riot!

I read Mammogramed

Gilroy?

I wanna hang out with this Callie Rossmeyer person. She sounds like fun.

This is the most unamerican thing i’ve ever heard in my life. You clearly hate freedom and are a member of Isis.

If i was her i would have made Miguel flip everyone off.

I'm surprised she isn't wearing an apron.

Did anyone else look up how long it would take to walk to Australia?

I dunno about that. I am sure there are quite a few people who deserve something even harsher than isolation. Rehabilitation could work for those of lesser crimes but what about those that are in for life or waiting a death sentence? It seems kinda pointless then.

either way you'd still hit it right?